Coffee and the law part II

July 4th we decided to do the decent thing and offer the local constabulary a free breakfast. Well ahead of time we sent a nice invitation off and on the day we opened at 7:00 and waited, and waited, and waited. We closed at 12:00 having seen exactly no one. I can't imagine what plod was doing that was better than a free breakfast but I suspect that they were probably bumping uglies. My suspicions were confirmed the next day when I spotted the town sniffer dog walking like she was chewing a toffee with her arse cheeks. Anyone want to buy a donut?