Coffee and Flowers

Outside the shop we have three planters with geraniums in. I am the first to admit that they are no great shakes but hey this is Smalltown not Kew Gardens. So my question today is what possesses a good looking woman to smoke in the first place, but secondly why would you stub out your snout in my planter? Listen dummy I have to clean that crap up and I am not your maid I am your coffee bitch. In addition I work damned hard to get those worthless plants to bloom and having spent all of $1.99 in the Walmarts (as we say in the south) I refuse to watch them die of petal cancer thanks to you. So here is the deal, next time I catch you stubbing out your butt in my planter I will stub out my geranium in your butt. Get it?