How I love a mystery and here is a mystery. Anonymous commented on Coffee and the Radio. Apparently I was wrong about the Kelly Clarkson thing. Anonymous contends that I was wrong about the reasons for the whining bitching lyrics (but not wrong on the fact that they are whining bitching lyrics). Setting aside the fact that I am never wrong I was somewhat delighted to discover that someone actually reads this drivel and more than delighted to see a comment (although Anonymous needs to refer to the point about the Bitch never being wrong). All of this got me thinking, what sort of person would challenge my manly rightness. So donning my best deerstalker I conclude that;
Someone in Austin, Texas logged on at 4:30 and the comment was made at 5:00. I know that it’s a big leap but it looks like the comment came from Austin. The server was in the University of Texas so the commenter is educated or being educated. You are using a Firefox browser and a high-resolution graphics card, which again all points to the more cerebral end of the human spectrum. I cannot imagine that anyone on the faculty is reading my nonsense so I am going to guess that you are a student. As you can clearly read and write (and if I may make so bold, rather well), you are not from Texas so you must be an out of state student and I will hazard a guess at a junior. You have dipped into rockycoffee more times than is healthy and you freely admit to having seen the video of the song, and yet you claim not to be a fan. Something of a dichotomy here, methinks. You must be a female, as no real man would admit to watching a Kelly Clarkson video
So Anonymous, that is all I have on you. You are a 21 year old female student with a sense of humor. You are in Austin but probably from somewhere north of the Mason-Dixon line and I have a question for you. How do you feel about going half shares in a baby?
L+K TCB
2 comments:
You mean to say there is a Kelly Clarkson sympathizer in my midst, at my university, using the same web browser I use?
The alternative is even more unthinkable: Not that I singlehandedly generate fully 2% of your traffic, but that you were wrong about your commenter's identity!
I found your blog in August from one of your comments on Google Answers, may it rest in peace. It's always fun to read the writings of a fellow smartass. And I would be ashamed if I knew the backstory to a Kelly Clarkson song.
These complete sentences were brought to you by a native Texan and by the letter L.
CB:
Don't mess with Texas ;-)
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