Well it is that time of the year when we are inundated with cards from our fellow traders here in Smalltown. I suppose that I should reciprocate but to be quite frank it seems like a lot of money that would be better spent on the Bitch so I think I will just use this blog as an e Christmas card. You might be surprised to discover how many people it takes to run a small Coffee House, so let me first of all say thanks to; Our Legal Advisor, Gil T. Azell
Our Russian Accounts Payable Clerk, Dasha Chekov
Our Fuel Delivery Service, Amanda Livering Cole
My Assertiveness Coach, Lois Steam
Our Transport Manager, Orson Buggy
Our British Cutlery Advisor, Sir Irving Spoon
Computer Hardware Specialist, C. Colin Backslash
Our Soup Chef, Emile Iniself
Our Vietnamese Valet, Lao Tse Parker
Our Summer Intern, Gladys Overnow
The Boss’s Bikini Waxer, Harry Mouval
Her Self Defense Instructor, Nina Cahones
Safety Officers, Mort & Fay Tality
Lease Manager, Condoleeza B. Broken
Our Discount Plan Manager, Wendy Pigsfly
Our IT Manager, Cy Bernett
My Fashion Consultant, Natalie Attired
My Massage Advisor, Ophelia Self
My fitness instructor, Hugh Jazz
And of course I must thank our regular patrons;
Smalltown’s Band Leader, Juan Anatou
Smalltown’s Scout Leader, Lawson D Woods
A visiting Swedish Attorney, Bjorn Lyar
Smalltown’s Art Critic, Phyllis Stien
Her Assistant, Dot Snice
Smalltown’s Dentist, Perry O’Dontal
His Dental Hygienist, Ginger Vitis
Not forgetting
Bertie Grabbitt, (Sue, Grabbitt and Runne Attorneys at Law)
Simon (Simple) Hemmer, (Hemmer, Rhoyd and Piles, Attorneys)
and
Our Chief Justice, Judge Mental
Happy Christmas one and all
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