We were out on our travels last night and I got a little lost. Of course I am not going to stop to ask directions in Bigtown as it is populated exclusively by prostitutes, pimps and drug dealers. In consequence we were late for a nice dinner and the Boss was more than tetchy. She pointed out that if the three wise men were three wise women then ;
They would have asked directions ...arrived on time …helped deliver the baby …cleaned the stable …brought practical gifts …and made a casserole.
I felt obliged to point out that if the three wise men were three wise women then as they left you would have heard;
They would have asked directions ...arrived on time …helped deliver the baby …cleaned the stable …brought practical gifts …and made a casserole.
I felt obliged to point out that if the three wise men were three wise women then as they left you would have heard;
"Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"
"Can you believe that they let all of those disgusting animals in there!"
"And that donkey they are riding has seen better days too!"
"I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now!"
"Want to bet on how long it will take before you get your casserole dish back?"
"That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"
"Virgin, my arse! I knew her in high school!"
The rest of the evening got very ugly and it’s getting hard to type with broken fingers.
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